Q: Why are you green?
A: Why are you pink, or brown, or whatever human fleshy color you are? I am green because I am green, I turned green when I died. There is no reason.

Q: What is wrong with you?
A: Many, many things.

Q: Why are you trying to take over the world?
A: Why not?

Q: How did you die?
A: Electrocution! It was a glorious death.